Trick-Or-Treat: Costumes

Trick-or-Treat was always something I dug as a kid, but then again.... almost every kid does too. For some reason our stupid fucking town gives these kids from five pm til' six-thirty pm to Trick-or-Treat. What the fuck? When I was a little kid it was from five pm til the creepy guy down the block starts offering you ice-cream and teddybears if you come inside for a few.

Is it the economy? Is it the perverts? Is it some religious thing? I don't know, but how did shit change this much in the mere seven years since I donned some type of costume and said the magic words that would provide you with diabetes and lack of sleep that evening.

I saw a few cool costumes, but just as many lame and un-original ones. There was this little girl who had a cardboard box around her with little puppies kind of stuck next to her in the box and on the front of the box it read in large, black letters "Free Puppies". Another kid was dressed up as the Holy Bible and he was handing out bible tracts.

For the most part there was just lame scream-masks and people with black face robes on. Pretty unoriginal shit. No zombies, no gory policemen (saw one regular kid dressed as a cop, I wanted to punch him in his prepubescent dick), it was basically blah with the exception of about ten to fifteen kids who looked cool and had some rad costumes.

Some more interesting things happened that day/night/evening, but this post was specific!!!

- Josh.