I'm curious about something.
I've noticed that every time I stay at ANY ONES house, the following morning- I'm covered in hair.
I'm not sure why.
Given, more often than not whenever I stay at someones I'm intoxicated, so I can't honestly say that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Like, last night at Monica's place (skipping the part where I spilled two full glasses of beer) my clothing was hairless when I went to sleep. The following morning, I found an immense amount of fuzzy things and little hairs all over myself. Monica doesn't even have an animal!
Like, if you had a dog or a cat or something, then I'd understand, but it seems like I have a hair gravitational force field on me that attracts every hair in any outlying vicinity.
It's not a big deal, but in the morning it usually makes me go "what the fuck did I do?"
Oh- I'm 18 today. Cheers.
- Josh.
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Hey..
Just wanted to say Happy Birthday..
I haven't forgotten you..or about you..
And I'm really sorry about what I said.. I'm afraid that I've ruined our friendship, and that kills me..I've been going through a tough time, and I have some news. If you forgive me AT ALL, message me sometime...
Brittany
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