Monday, September 1, 2008

Do they just hire failures?

You know, maybe I'm sore because I don't have a job in the booming fast-food enterprises... but I (for some reason) think that the majority of people hired into fast-food joints are complete failures.

I've applied various times at different McDonald's, Arby's, and Subways with no prevail, and so have people I know. The people I know who have applied are probably more qualified than me- but they never get the job either. Most of the time the job is given to some fucking useless, drug ridden, ICP Freak asshole.

Do this sometime. Walk into your closest or more local fast food restaurant. Once you're in there, just look behind the counter. Do you see honest, respecting, friendly, welcoming citizens most of the time?

Fuck no you don't.

You see assholes wearing their McDonalds shirt open, with a dirty wife-beater and four days of growth on their face. It's fucking disgusting. It seems that there is a rather insidious plot to this bullshit.

They hire fucknuggets (more often than not, because I DO know a few people who deserve the jobs that they have) who will probably get caught stealing from the register and blow the majority of their paycheck on the newest pot-strain that has surfaced around town.

Get those scrubby motherfuckers away from my food.

- Josh.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eat somewhere else?

Josh Bennett said...

Haha.
I don't really eat fast-food, but I find it hard to believe that many people would want that type of atmosphere around their food. I could be wrong though.

Anonymous said...

i hate those lazy dumb icp fucks just as much as you do but you need to realize just because one smokes marijuana does not make one a failure. check this out http://www.slatts.ukfsn.org/famous.htm

other than that, right on brother!

Josh Bennett said...

Oh right on.
I'm not anti-marijuana, I'm anti-moron. You can smoke as much pot as you want... just don't let it interfere with your life... which most of those lame icp fucks do.