I like how he presented his dick.

Good afternoon friends.

I'd like to tell you all a story about something that happened the other night, when I went swimming at 1:00AM with a few friends in 50 degree weather.

It was Friday night, a quite boring Friday night at that. I talked to Fro a bit about hitting up some Perkins, but we had no prevail with anyone who wanted to join us- so I talked to my friend Charlie who wanted some people to come over and night swim at his new pad.

After Fro said he was down, I talked to Charlie who went "Dude, I don't know- it's cold", but I told him to man up and that we'd be there eventually.

After Fro and I got lost- we eventually got some help finding the house after we decided that it'd be best to call Charlie. We got to his house, and it was really fucking nice!

When Fro and I got in, Chris Wallum and Charlie were playing FIFA- bitching at each other about how the other was a pussy.

After their game, we decided to hit up the pool. It was like 50 degrees out and we were all in our bathing suits. We all kinda stood around and then out of nowhere, Chris just runs and jumps into the pool. Followed by Charlie and I- while Fro looked scared and cold- and jumped in anyways.

When I looked up, I saw what looked like a geekier version of Billy Corgan that turned out to be Fro. We spent the next hour or so freezing our balls off in the pool, while Fro shook like a well-beaten puppy. We also spent most of it pulling our dicks out to play "the dick showing game", an old past-time.

Eventually- we decided that the party was over, and we waited out in the cold for towels from Charlie (Fro brought his own though, cock). After drying and changing- Fro and I hit the road.

He stopped at Circle K before taking me home. I got home around 2:45 or so and went straight to bed.

It was a fun night, but Jesus Christ- there was SO much manmeat and possible hypothermia involved with that night. We basically froze to death, and when I woke up the following morning I had a massive headcold.

All in all- it was cool, but I refuse to ever go swimming in that weather again.

- Josh.